tdp pants

So tonight I was at work. I work at the Lucas County Arena as a ticket taker/usher. I do not get paid all that much and I do not get discounts on anything, but that's not what this is about.
Tonight was a concert and concerts are always tough to work at because the crowd is soo drunk and rowdie. I started off the night taking tickets. Nothing went wrong for me and all was well, but of course that had to change. My boss came to me and another guy and told us we were going to be working on the floor.
I worked on the floor, no problems, for a while then my boss told me I was going to stand right in front of the stage to keep the aisle open. Styx was coming on and I like them so I was happy to do it, big mistake.
It turns out there was this fat drunk woman right near where I was now working. She was telling me she'd give me sexual favors if I let her back stage, she spilled her beer, she slipped on her spilled beer twice, and she also got all up in my space and made me feel violated. This fat, drunk, too tanned woman later got escorted out in handcuffs.
Shoot, I guess I'm alone tonight. Just kidding, I'd kill myself before going anywhere with this woman. But at least Styx put on a good show.